Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Happy Autumnal Equinox!

Yes, kids, it only happens once a year, so come!  Celebrate the holiday the way it should be!  Plus, to add to the fun, there is a full moon (or at least nearly full, let's not get too technical), too!

I just finished my 30 minutes of self torture on the treadmill in the art/craft/sewing/exercise/doggy-litter-box room, so I'm sufficiently sweaty, to say the least.  I get off the treadmill, Poiret over and around the little doggy piles of love to the hallway, make my way outside to the front yard, lay down on the grass and make a pretty autumnal grass angel, representing the coming of the Autumnal Equinox Fairy.  By putting the grass angel out, the Fairy will know who's house to visit after the midnight naked dancing under the full moon.  By dancing naked, it just makes the full moon that much brighter, especially with my considerable assets!

So now, before the midnight festivities, I will have to shower off the grass stains on various parts of my body.  Luckily, I'm pretty sure that the generic Walmart color-safe bleach and detergent will remove grass stains somewhat from my sweat-stained clothing.

I'm hoping that by performing these annual rituals that the Universe, with It's infinite wisdom and powers, may see fit to bless me, my family and friends, with all the happiness and income sufficient to meet their/our needs/wants/desires!

The Universe is Kind...

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